It must be gold

I was just sitting here thinking “what am I going to do with these things?!” in reference to the Nate Berkus large gold paper clips, that I insisted on buying from Target.001 003 004

A plastic dinosaur, to show scale. Plus, everything is infinitely more awesome with a t-rex involved.

Then, I opened up my package of cookies, and needed to clamp it. And, aha! Large gold paper clip.006

Yeah, we fancy.